You, this hat, and close air support.
That’s all you need for a wonderful stroll in the Afghan mountains. The place is majestic with its lush green forestry, snow-capped mountains, and infinite blue sky.
It’s too bad those pesky potshot rounds zipping nearby tend to ruin the experience.
Luckily you came prepared with your blue “Make CAS Great Again” hat that’ll shade you from the sniper on the other side of the valley.
So go ahead, whip it out and cover your noggin—it’ll signal to that coward that CAS is right overhead. You’re good to go. Continue your peaceful stroll with confidence.