Area 51 Veteran Tee


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Regular price $25.00

You're not a veteran unless you have an operator beard, moto tattoos, and a veteran shirt.

This Area 51 Veteran tee is no different.

It's all the proof you need to show the world that you stormed Area 51 (and didn't die). It gives you the right to park in veteran parking spaces. It earns you the "thank you for your service" comment without having to fish for it. It gives you the discount at the cash register.

America will thank you. Heck, the entire world will thank you — regardless of whatever we discover there. At least we'll know.

This tee pairs well with aviator sunglasses, involuntary swearing, and a dark sense of humor.

But don't just wait until you become an actual Area 51 Veteran, put this on your torso today and show the world that you're part of the movement.

The STORM AREA 51 movement!

Proceeds of this shirt will go towards sending our Task & Purpose correspondents to report on the storming of Area 51.



This is a made to order item, it will ship in 5-7 business days

  • 3.6 oz., 65% Polyester/35% Ring-Spun cotton
  • 30/1 fine knit jersey
  • Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Sublimation friendly
  • NAFTA Certified


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1. Free & easy returns or exchanges

If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase for any reason, you can return it within 30 days and the return shipping is FREE.  Excludes International Orders and items marked Final Sale.

To initiate your return or exchange please submit a Return Request and indicate whether you would prefer to return your products for a refund, or exchange for a like item. Be ready to provide your Task & Purpose order number and/or the full name of the original purchaser.

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3. Have a question?

We have an awesome customer service team who lives and breathes this stuff. Email: or (855)477-6333.

We provide free shipping on all returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase. 



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