That Boat Life Tee


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Regular price $25.00

 You wanna go bar hopping?!

That’s cute. Try island hopping.

Beginning with St. Maarten this half-Dutch half-French tropical paradise will set you back $4 for a bottle of water. But the beer, the beer is only $1. Choose beer, there’s no shame in being thrifty.

Next stop is Marmaris, Turkey — your money goes a long way here. Spend it. You can purchase a fine high-quality leather jacket for under $100. You’d pay $500+ for the same quality back in the US.

Last stop is Singapore — you’ve heard about their strict laws and corporal punishment. No spitting, littering, feeding pigeons, forgetting to flush the toilet, leaching off someone else’s wifi, and more. But, what they don’t tell you about Singapore is the incredible nightlife. Play by their rules and you’ll have stories about the “Gateway to Asia” for the rest of your life.

Sure. There are many more ports not covered here. You’ll have to discover the rest on your own. Only then will you understand “That Boat Life.”


This is a made to order item, it will ship in 5-7 business days

  • 3.6 oz., 65% Polyester/35% Ring-Spun cotton
  • 30/1 fine knit jersey
  • Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Sublimation friendly
  • NAFTA Certified


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