High Speed, Low Drag Tee


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Regular price $25.00

Have you ever watched your favorite childhood cartoons decades later? We tried the other day, and OMG, we couldn't believe how crappy they are.

We could only stand five minutes of Woody Woodpecker and his annoying laugh. Could you image that guy in your squad? There's no way you'll sneak up on the enemy incognito.

Then there's Tweety. He's clever, but he'd never get past bootcamp. Remember the Yellow Bird cadence? It never ends well for Tweety.

Yes, we know, we're looking at this from a weird twisted angle. "Oh, but those cartoons were made for children," you say. Still, we can't help thinking about it — can't have weakness in our team.

We need High Speed, Low Drag. Stick with us now and listen to our reasoning.

First, don't let his small structure fool you. He's in full battle rattle to take the hits. He's fast, too, and he doesn't sing long enough to give away his position. Now doesn't that sound like stud? We think so.


This is a made to order item, your order will ship in 6-8 business days

  • 3.6 oz., 65% Polyester/35% Ring-Spun cotton
  • 30/1 fine knit jersey
  • Side-seamed, ribbed crewneck, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Sublimation friendly
  • NAFTA Certified



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